Fanibear’s Wishful Desires

In an interesting turn of events, that old & creepy pizzeria restaurant chain you knew as a kid has been bought out. The company now known as FazAnime has rebranded their old characters into far more “appealing” mascots, with surprisingly state-of-the-art technology.
While having these characters’ identities be retro-fitted to work in a racy “breastaurant” environment has been widely considered to be a controversial decision, the overall success of this new business can’t be denied. With a combination of shock marketing and stellar reviews, this FaniBear’s Diner installment has become quite the booming business.
But of course, being such high-value technological marvels, it’d be an awful shame if FazAnime‘s characters were ever damaged by illegitimate hands late into the night. Fortunately, that’s where you come in. As our new night guard, you get access to fantastic pay, company benefits, and great night-time company that just can’t wait to get to know you personally.